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F**k Depression.

A dark and funny survival guide for when your brain's being a dick.

You're not broken. You're just not boring.

Discover practical tools that soften depression's impact, tips to help you mope-in-style and find comfort in the famous faces who face the same battles.

Learn how to turn your broken heart into badass art, how to get your sh*t together and the truth about high-functioning depresh.

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Write a book in 90 hours (PDF).

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Samantha has written 13 books using her signature 90-hour method, built around daily deep-focused 60-minute writing sessions.

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F**k Fashion and Diamonds are Dumb.

It's not just a book - it's a comedic investigation.

A brutally honest, hilariously unhinged dive into “farketing” - the gas-filled tactics brands use to sell you crap you don’t need.

You'll go from: FOMO spending to conscious choosing, one hilarious truth-bomb at a time. Discover the hidden truths about luxury goods, skincare, beauty products, food and fashion.

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Discover how billion-dollar brands brainwash us.

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Choose from five tailored options to suit wherever you're at on your writing journey. Pick the level you need and I’ll be there to hype you up or light a fire under your pages.

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